Deadpool (2016)

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Director: Tim Miller

Writers: Rhett Reese, and Paul Wernick, Rob Liefeld, and Fabian Nicieza (characters).

Cast: Ryan Reynolds (Wade,Deadpool), Karan Soni (Dopinder), Ed Skrein (Ajax), Michael Benyaer (Warload), Stefan Kapicic (Colossus), Brianna Hildebrand (Negasonic Tennage Warhead), T.J. Miller (Weasel), Issaac C.Singleton (Boothe), and Morena Baccarin (Vanessa).

The Reeltime Movie Review does new movies, i know i have been on the old movie trend as of late,  for that i will apologize. Reviewing new movies can be a bit difficult, especially finding the time to see the film, and the time to review it. I guess what i'm trying to say here is that, i'm only one man.  Working a full time job, and writing this site sometimes can be a bit overwhelming, don't get me wrong, i love this review stuff, huge fan of the late Roger Ebert, he knew what he was doing as an esteemed film critic. Mr. Ebert knew his stuff, and i'm sure he was busy as well. Let me tell you guys this reviewing stuff is a lot harder than you might think, not only must you take a part a film, but bring out the good and bad points in a two hour blockbuster or flop, depending on which side of the spectrum it falls under, it's only opinion, but a well established one can earn you so much. So not having newer films can hurt the website, but depending on the style, and movie.
So i went to see Deadpool, thanks to the lack of sleep, my body, everything hurts, and on top of that my fight to stay awake, because of the lack of sleep, killed my day.  My daughter had a concert at her school, that was about two hours, going to the movies while being tired really bites, by the way. Afterwards trying to write, finalize the review without mistakes, really bites. I believe my wife caught me sleeping, in the upright position, hands on the keyboard, snoring. A bit of laughter here, but in good fun. By the time i finished it was about 4:00 A.M.  So from this point on i will try and review newer movies, not complaining or anything, just understand i work like everyone else. Not an Ebert, but to get to that point i need you guys to support what i do, i guess little things start small, then one day it explodes, understand that, and you'll have me for a long time.  The site will continue to grow, but in order to do that i need an audience.  Let's just say my line up of new movies will be the huge blockbusters coming soon, so please don't jump ship, hang tight with me, and enjoy the ride, because as i learn from my mistakes, this site will improve, and it will grow, but i need you guys to click, get the word out, because without you, this site will never grow.  Again hang tight, and enjoy the movies i have here, if you have any questions movie related, or a movie you want reviewed, just hit me up at knght_hnry@yahoo.com.

Warning: Spoilers ahead, this film is not intended for a younger audiences. The film is rated R, it has scenes that may be a bit much, with that being said my content will be harsh this time around, to match the films essence.  Thank You, and enjoy Deadpool.

A Deadpool movie review: Bullets everywhere, cars, bad guys, bodies are contorted in every way, some poor soul has his head smashed into the SUV's back seat, his body almost looks like a rag doll of some sorts.  Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds) is in the back swirling around because the SUV has flipped three times, everyone inside is bunched up, blood everywhere.  The funny thing about that particular scene is while the SUV flips, Deadpool (Reynolds) starts from the beginning, a story about how he got to this point. Breaking the forth wall, meaning the main character addresses the audience, in a weird way. The imaginary line, or wall is no longer there. A technique used by the actors, so when they address the audience, it breaks all the rules, hence the fourth wall.  Anyway bullets are everywhere, apparently Deadpool (Reynolds) is looking for Francis aka Ajax (Ed Skrein).  The main bad dude in the film, and when i mean bad, well to give the folks over at FOX huge credit for letting this film happen, Ajax character alone was BA and toning him down would be horrible. The movie has serious Balls! so a big thanks to FOX and the production team for making this film happen. Next up i will address the good and the bad of the film, the bad not so much here, if you like the costumed superhero thing, than this is your movie.  The film didn't have a lot of bad with one exception, and it's kinda something, not in a big way, but something. The scene where Wade Wilson (Ryan Reynolds) aka the red ***king Deadpool reaches out to the sky, both arms up; Well afterwards they go to a wide shot which has every shooter present, the next shot has civilians, if you could count there was about at least twenty of them.  The editor forgot something, because the next scene the people just disappeared, ***king unreal. Like i sad, it happens it was overlooked, not worried it happens, even the best of movies have issues. The film yes has lots of language, but they are true to the character, and the best thing, they stayed with the story.

Deadpool: An ex-soldier with an extreme amount of energy, or cockiness that makes you want to vomit. Anyway the Pool is after Ajax for screwing up his life, made him into a super soldier, but thanks to Ajax his ***king life looks like he just ****d an elephant, or made to ***k one. Wade Wilson is a mercenary for hire, he goes and sees his good friend Weasel (T.J. Miller), a place where all Mercenaries are, and i  mean bunch of ass*****, all of them, a shady place where only the low of the lows live, that's Deadpool.

"You look like Freddy Krueger face-**** a topographical map of Utah," -Weasel.

The two characters have more than connection, there ****ing awesome, Marvel and Fox grew a set of balls for this film, it has everything. Weasel and Wilson are good together, they're connection makes this film work.  Weasel is the conscious, and Deadpool is the guy with the gun; And yes the great Stan the Man Lee makes an appearance, again two thumbs up to the producers, because they got this film right.


Vanessa and Blind Al: Vanessa (Morena Baccarin) the stripper with the same type of language that Wade Wilson does, in fact these two are made for each other. The sexual positions that these guys get in yes are in the film, and stays true to character, it's done with taste, the Deadpool way, and to me that's what you want, not a watered down version.  Deadpool in the comics is an Ass**** he is true to character, period.  Vanessa is beautiful, but she has a bad attitude as well, these two are perfect for each other, until Wade passed out and gets diagnosed with terminal cancer. So Wade instead of telling his love of his life, Vanessa, he goes off to a secret program, a couple nights before, a suit that goes by the Recruiter told him about the secret program. Wade had declined, but now we flash forward and alas Wade continues towards his destiny. Meanwhile Vanessa continues her life, while Wade confronts his demons; And when i say demons, it's a cluster ***k. The connection between Wilson and Vanessa is pretty strong, but his stubbornness makes him pure male. Instead of confronting her, he goes off to hell, because the secret place that will take away his cancer, takes a lot more, and that alone, is the sole piece to the puzzle which is Wade Wilson's decent which made this film very watchable. The content may be to strong for younger viewers, but this is a rated R film. Wolf of Wall Street is R, there is thousands of films that are R.  Just because it's a superhero flick it shouldn't make a difference, it's still R. Sex, Drugs references, language, sexual themes are strong in the film, Yeah you could've made it PG 13, but why? Then the film wouldn't be Deadpool. So why i'm i so pro-Deadpool, because the studio finally got something right.  The political correctness is out of the ***king movie.
The last character in the film has a small part, but when she has her scenes, they're epic in every way.
Blind Al (Leslie Uggams), not much we know on this character, but one thing is for sure, Wade moves in with the blind old lady, because he struggles with his looks, takes Weasels advice and fights crime, or kills the bad guys.  When everything said and done he comes back home to the old lady, funny scenes make up this great film. In the comics she is s cool cat, but do not ***k with her, she's not as frail as one might think.

"From the studio that inexplicably sewed his ***king mouth shut the first time, comes me!," -Deadpool.

Strong violence, sexual themes, everything you wanted in the character that is Deadpool. Good for Ryan Reynolds for convincing the minds of the big studios, because when it comes down to toned down characters, the story pays a heavy price, and everything in that world. Not everything is for kids, Deadpool comics are not for kids, because of the violence and use of extreme profanity. When a studio tries to tone down a movie just to appease the stupid people, meaning the folks that complain because they're against violence or whatever stupid ***king idea is dead wrong, yes i could've made this review clean, but i didn't because i wanted to create the element which is Deadpool. The fact is Deadpool may be a comic character, but he is very different, an element which makes him who he is. Do you think a bad guy will use absolutely zero profanity while trying to break down his adversary, nope, sorry in the real world they use ***k, and all the bad words that are out there in the real world, i guess that's why i like Deadpool so much.  Reality has a way of creeping up on us when not paying attention. Really, think about it, take away the mutant, and the swords, and you got a soldier, who is out for hire. He has sex, is extremely cocky, and really good with the use of any weapon. The guys girlfriend, or fiance gets captured, do you really think he is going to say, "Gosh George, give me back my girlfriend," Hell no. The guy will actually say, "Where's my F**king girlfriend," that's the whole cold reality of it. A parent, or parents had left after the first ten minutes of the film, why? because they got the superhero thing all wrong, guess the R wasn't big enough for them to understand. Sometimes telling your kid no, means no, period. So why B**ch about the movie, when the huge F**king R is right in front of you.

The action was done well, with the special effects, the naked fight scene between Ajax aka Francis and Deadpool was epic. The two X-Men, Negasonic Teenage Warhead (Brianna Hildebrand), and Colossus (Stefan Kapicic) were really good, the personality of Colossus and his Paladin like style approach was done well, all in all this movie is a perfect comic adaption, but be warned it is pretty rough in the language and content, to give it props, it has a strong story, and everything else in this movie is good, again finally the studio got some f**king balls, and that's what i really like about it, the creative team had there say, and won.

"Oh, I so pity the dude who pressures her into prom sex..." Deadpool