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Big Ass Spider

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Director: Mike Mendez Writer: Gregory Gieras Cast: Greg Grunberg (Alex Mathis), Lin Shaye (Mrs. Jefferson), Ray Wise (Major Braxton), Clare Kramer (Lieutenant Kelly Brant), Patrick Bauchau (Lucas), Lloyd Kaufman (Himself-Jogger), and Lombardo Boyar as Jose Ramos. Alex Mathis (Greg Grunberg) the exterminator, was in a customer's house, doing what he knows best, but this customer is a happy older lady, sometimes to happy.  Mrs. Jefferson (Lin Shaye), always calls Alex on rodent situations that she may have, unfortunately Alex is very tired, and his extermination skills are a bit lacking, do to Mrs. Jefferson very early call, even after his catch she avoids payment by telling Alex about her social security check, and on top of that he gets a desert from her each time he's here. Mrs. Jefferson notices a nasty bite, Alex knows this bite, a brown recluse, a spider that will destroy the skin, if not cared for.  The little bugger, got past the exterminator, but no worries, A...

Sharknado 2

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Director: Anthony C. Ferrante Writer: Thunder Levin Cast: Ian Ziering (Fin Shepard), Tara Reid (April Wexler), Vivica A. Fox (Skye), Mark McGrath (Martin Brody), Kari Wuhrer (Ellen Brody), Courtney Baxter (Mora Brody), Dante Palminteri (Vaughn Brody), Judd Hirsh (Ben), Stephanie Abrams (Herself), Kurt Angle (Fire Chief), Downtown Julie Brown (Nurse Fletcher), Juan Castano (FireFighter), Don Castro (Transit Cop), Lyman Chen (Concierge), Billy Ray Cyrus (Doctor Quint), Sandra 'Pepa' Denton (Polly), Robert Hayes (Captain Bob Wilson), Richard Kind (Harland 'The Blaster'), Robert Klein (The Mayor), Matt Lauer (Himself), Kelly Osbourne(Flight Attendant), Kelly Ripa (Herself), Al Roker (Himself), Michael Strahan (Himself), and Will Weaton as the passenger. Our heroes from the last Sharknado film are headed to New York for a book signing, Fin Shepard (Ian Ziering) and April Wexler (Tara Reid).  Her book, "How to Survive a Sharknado," the couple is still on t...

Dead Before Dawn

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Director: April Mullen Writer: Tim Doiron Starring: Devon Bostick (Casper Galloway), Martha Maclsaac (Charlotte Baker), Brandon Jay McLaren (Dazzle Darlington), Brittany Allen (Lucy Winthrop), Kyle Schmid (Patrick Bishop), Tim Doiron (Seth Munday), April Mullen (Becky Fords), Kevin McDonald (Professor Reginald Duffy), Ellen Dubin (Beverly Galloway), and Christopher Lloyd (Horus Galloway). College kids release a deadly curse that would turn the citizens of a small town into zombies,  To make matters worse the group has there own chants, that begins the ritual, sets it into place.  they are the beginning and the end of the curse; a mocked version, releases a power that is unknown to them. Understanding that a curse must be finalized with a unique blend of specifics, mocking the very thing that could change everyone in the town, they used words like "Zemons," the wording would turn the town into zombie, demons, or in there case a version of both evil incarnates. Cas...

Robocop (2014)

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Director: Jose Padilha Writers:  Joshua Zetumer, Michael Miner, and Edward Neumeier Starring: Joel Kinnaman (Alex Murphy/Robocop), Gary Oldman (Dr. Dennett Norton), Michael Keaton (Raymond Sellars), Abbie Cornish (Clara Murphy), Jackie Earle Haley (Rick Mattox), Michael Kenneth Williams (Jack lewis), Jennifer Ehle (Liz Kline), Jay Baruchel (Tom Pope), Marianne Jean Baptiste (Chief Karen Dean), Samuel L. Jackson (Pat Novak), Aimee Garcie (Jae Kim), Douglas Urbanski (Mayor Durant), John Paul Ruttan (David Murphy), Patrick Garrow (Antoine Vallon), K.C. Collins (Andre Danials), Danial Kash (John Lake), and Zach Grenier as Senator Hubert Dreyfuss. The story begins as TV personality Pat Novak (Samuel L. Jackson) introduces himself on his show the "Novak Element" he begins by using the touch technology, touch drag, pulling up the desired location, a holographic image of the topic of conversation.  Novak (Jackson) pulls Tehran where one of Omnicorp's employee, Rick Mattox...