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Big Ass Spider

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Director: Mike Mendez Writer: Gregory Gieras Cast: Greg Grunberg (Alex Mathis), Lin Shaye (Mrs. Jefferson), Ray Wise (Major Braxton), Clare Kramer (Lieutenant Kelly Brant), Patrick Bauchau (Lucas), Lloyd Kaufman (Himself-Jogger), and Lombardo Boyar as Jose Ramos. Alex Mathis (Greg Grunberg) the exterminator, was in a customer's house, doing what he knows best, but this customer is a happy older lady, sometimes to happy.  Mrs. Jefferson (Lin Shaye), always calls Alex on rodent situations that she may have, unfortunately Alex is very tired, and his extermination skills are a bit lacking, do to Mrs. Jefferson very early call, even after his catch she avoids payment by telling Alex about her social security check, and on top of that he gets a desert from her each time he's here. Mrs. Jefferson notices a nasty bite, Alex knows this bite, a brown recluse, a spider that will destroy the skin, if not cared for.  The little bugger, got past the exterminator, but no worries, A...

Sharknado 2

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Director: Anthony C. Ferrante Writer: Thunder Levin Cast: Ian Ziering (Fin Shepard), Tara Reid (April Wexler), Vivica A. Fox (Skye), Mark McGrath (Martin Brody), Kari Wuhrer (Ellen Brody), Courtney Baxter (Mora Brody), Dante Palminteri (Vaughn Brody), Judd Hirsh (Ben), Stephanie Abrams (Herself), Kurt Angle (Fire Chief), Downtown Julie Brown (Nurse Fletcher), Juan Castano (FireFighter), Don Castro (Transit Cop), Lyman Chen (Concierge), Billy Ray Cyrus (Doctor Quint), Sandra 'Pepa' Denton (Polly), Robert Hayes (Captain Bob Wilson), Richard Kind (Harland 'The Blaster'), Robert Klein (The Mayor), Matt Lauer (Himself), Kelly Osbourne(Flight Attendant), Kelly Ripa (Herself), Al Roker (Himself), Michael Strahan (Himself), and Will Weaton as the passenger. Our heroes from the last Sharknado film are headed to New York for a book signing, Fin Shepard (Ian Ziering) and April Wexler (Tara Reid).  Her book, "How to Survive a Sharknado," the couple is still on t...

Dead Before Dawn

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Director: April Mullen Writer: Tim Doiron Starring: Devon Bostick (Casper Galloway), Martha Maclsaac (Charlotte Baker), Brandon Jay McLaren (Dazzle Darlington), Brittany Allen (Lucy Winthrop), Kyle Schmid (Patrick Bishop), Tim Doiron (Seth Munday), April Mullen (Becky Fords), Kevin McDonald (Professor Reginald Duffy), Ellen Dubin (Beverly Galloway), and Christopher Lloyd (Horus Galloway). College kids release a deadly curse that would turn the citizens of a small town into zombies,  To make matters worse the group has there own chants, that begins the ritual, sets it into place.  they are the beginning and the end of the curse; a mocked version, releases a power that is unknown to them. Understanding that a curse must be finalized with a unique blend of specifics, mocking the very thing that could change everyone in the town, they used words like "Zemons," the wording would turn the town into zombie, demons, or in there case a version of both evil incarnates. Cas...

Robocop (2014)

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Director: Jose Padilha Writers:  Joshua Zetumer, Michael Miner, and Edward Neumeier Starring: Joel Kinnaman (Alex Murphy/Robocop), Gary Oldman (Dr. Dennett Norton), Michael Keaton (Raymond Sellars), Abbie Cornish (Clara Murphy), Jackie Earle Haley (Rick Mattox), Michael Kenneth Williams (Jack lewis), Jennifer Ehle (Liz Kline), Jay Baruchel (Tom Pope), Marianne Jean Baptiste (Chief Karen Dean), Samuel L. Jackson (Pat Novak), Aimee Garcie (Jae Kim), Douglas Urbanski (Mayor Durant), John Paul Ruttan (David Murphy), Patrick Garrow (Antoine Vallon), K.C. Collins (Andre Danials), Danial Kash (John Lake), and Zach Grenier as Senator Hubert Dreyfuss. The story begins as TV personality Pat Novak (Samuel L. Jackson) introduces himself on his show the "Novak Element" he begins by using the touch technology, touch drag, pulling up the desired location, a holographic image of the topic of conversation.  Novak (Jackson) pulls Tehran where one of Omnicorp's employee, Rick Mattox...

Gone Girl

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Director: David Fincher Writer: Gillian Flynn (Screenplay and Novel) Ben Affleck (Nick Dunne), Rosamund Pike (Amy Dunne), Neil Patrick Harris (Desi Collings), Tyler Perry (Tanner Bolt), Carrie Coon (Margo Dunne), Kim Dickens (Detective Rhonda Boney), Patrick Fugit (Officer James Gilpin), David Clennon (Rand Elliott), Lisa Banes (Marybeth Elliott), Missi Pyle (Ellen Abbott), and Emily Rataijkowski (Andie Fitzgerald). Nick (Ben Affleck) and Amy Dunne (Rosamund Pike) 5th wedding anniversary is coming and Nick is expected to play there scavenger hunt game.  Nick seems a bit distressed, not wanting to be there, enters the bar that he co-owns with his sister, Margo (Carrie Coon).  They play a board game, while talking to her brother, behind her a collection of games thrown in a pile, a discussion about Amy (Rosamund Pike), the mood seems a bit dark.   On the way home, Nick (Ben Affleck) notices that his cat is outside, waving to the neighbor in gratitude, he proceeds ...

Godzilla (2014)

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Director: Gareth Edwards Writers: Max Borenstein & Dave Callahan Starring: Aaron Taylor-Johnson (Ford Brody), CJ Adams (Young Ford), Ken Watanabe (Dr. Ishiro Serizawa), Brayan Cranston (Joe Brody), Elizabeth Olsen (Elle Brody), Carson Bolde (Sam Brody), Sally Hawkins (Vivienne Graham), Juliette Binoche (Sandra Brody). The opening credits rolls to an old footage of nuclear tests sometime in the 1950s, the sequence makes it look like the film was recorded by an old projector, the white stripe shooting vertically while the film is running shows something large, a creature, a dinosaur from the past briefly emerges from the depths of the ocean.  The military wearing protective eye-wear, stand clear from the beast, they're trying to kill it, but it's strength absorbs the blasts, instead it angers the beast which submerged into the depths. 1999:  a Japanese researcher named Ichiro Serizawa (Ken Watanabe) and his assistant Vivienne Graham (Sally Hawkins) find readin...

The Nines

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Director: John August Writer: John August Ryan Reynolds (Gary/Gavin/Gabriel), Melissa McCarthy (Margaret/Melissa/Mary), Hope Davis (Sarah, Susan, Sierra), Ella Fanning (Noelle), David Denman (Parole Officer/Agitatated), Octavia Spencer (Streetwalker), Ben Falcone (Ben Falcone), Dahlia Salem (Dahlia Salem), John Gatins (John Gatins), and Andy Fielder (Moderator). The 2007 film the Nines starts off with Gary (Ryan Reynolds) a movie star, getting high on life.  Part One "The Prisoner" deals with this actor in a heap of trouble.  Gary is under house arrest because of his addiction problem and since he had burned his own home down, he resides in another place, where his P.R. and friend "handler", Margaret (Melissa McCarthy) pulls him out of yet another situation.  The strange thing is when Margaret (McCarthy) leaves, Gary meets a single mom next door, Sarah (Hope Davis) who lures him into believing that she is romantically interested in him.  Sarah the next ...